On the way home yesterday, I saw a guy driving a Rold Gold truck eating a bag of Cheetos. I found this incredibly amusing... until I saw this morning that they are both Frito Lay products. So I'll amuse myself by imagining that he stole said bag of Cheetos from the back of his delivery truck under the pretense that nobody really counts the items that get restocked in the vending machines; or on the grocery shelves.
On another note: I forgot my darn makeup bag again this morning. Let's see how many questions I get today about how I feel or comments about how I look pale. Sometimes foreign men are not very hip to appropriate comments to American women. You are more than welcome to think it, just don't ask. That ranks right up there with the Vietnamese man who asks me at least once a week if I'm getting heavier with the baby. Take a deep breath and realize this comment is not intended how it sounds.
And remember that cable box I exchanged this weekend? It died last nite. Thanks, Time Warner. If I thought satellite was any better, you might be losing a customer.
Hmmm, I wonder if I might be a little irritable this morning....
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